Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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