So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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