obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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