yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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