Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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