guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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