No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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