whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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