Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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