Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
