Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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