are you still at the devil's house?
Kiss
Puke
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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