He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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