I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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