I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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