Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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