I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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