how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He's on the porch naked. Help.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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