I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
oh god the rape fog is back!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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