Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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