we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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