Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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