He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Randomize
