YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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