I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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