They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You may now shotgun with the bride
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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