4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
