How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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