Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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