Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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