well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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