Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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