I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Quick, to the slutcave!
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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