I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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