Already got asked if we're dating
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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