Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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