We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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