Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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