this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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