so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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