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Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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