So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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