As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize