well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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