We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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