Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I just blew my weed a kiss
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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