i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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