do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Sorry Iām late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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