He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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