I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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