Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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