it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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