fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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