super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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