This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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