You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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