Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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